Airlines for One

Such an imperious attitude has gripped the waitresses of the sky. Not only have they turned down the fucking air flow on planes, they have turned down the common decencies. If the flight attendant isn't old enough to be Reagan's wife, she's a marginaly normal looking twit with an eye-rolling attitude towards every question. A rat faced bitty who is flabergasted by the blanket request. A troll who throws here generous peanut-pumped up hips into you on every pass. This is what passes for service in the airline industry. Add to the national credit card debt and spring for a flight on Virgin.